The Vortex of Awesome

novo-cane: smellslikesoftgrunge: joe you ain’t SHIT my...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:40:49 -0400

When this happened

Me

novo-cane:

smellslikesoftgrunge:

joe you ain’t SHIT

my childhood was ruined at this precise moment

Fuck yeah Iron Man!

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 02:17:27 -0400

Avengers Quiz

Tony Stark/ Iron Man

[x] You like booze

[ ] You are the life of the party

[x] You love gadgets

[x] You can be rather cocky

[x] Your favorite color is red or gold

[x] You’re good with computers

[x] You use sarcasm a lot

[x] You love getting attention

[ ] You’re good at mechanics

[x] You have issues with your parents

8/10

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk

[ ] You’re good at science

[x] You can get very aggressive when ticked off

[x] You like to be secluded most of the time

[ ] You like wearing baggy clothes

[ ] You like to meditate

[ ] You like doing science experiments

[ ] You try to avoid getting into fights

[ ] You like wearing purple things

[x] You’re clever

[ ] Your favorite color is green

3/10

Thor

[ ] You’re good with a hammer

[ ] You like coffee

[ ] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry

[x] You can be arrogant

[ ] You have long hair

[ ] You have an interest in astrology

[x] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way

[x] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else

[x] You like to dress up as fantasy characters

[ ] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s)

4/10

Steve Rogers/ Captain America

[x] You like helping those in need in any way you can

[x] You hate bullies

[ ] You’re a great leader

[x] You’re a bit of a do-gooder

[x] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue

[ ] You like wearing things with stars on them

[ ] You strongly admire the army

[ ] You have a good throwing arm

[x] You like war films

[ ] You’re good at running

5/10

Colonel Nick Fury

[x] You like wearing long coats

[ ] You’re good at organizing things

[ ] You’re good at being in the loop

[x] You like guns

[x] You’re good at giving information to people

[x] You like giving solutions to peoples’ problems

[x] You like eye patches

[ ] You work best as part of a team

[x] You like beards

[x] You like wearing black things

7/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

[ ] You like wearing tight clothes

[x] You can do martial arts

[ ] You’re interested in the world of spies

[ ] You have red hair

[ ] You’re quite agile

[ ] People generally don’t know much about the real you

[ ] You like to make yourself look good

[x] You can speak another language

[x] You’re good at taking orders

[ ] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

3/10

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye

[x] You’re very good at archery.

[x] You currently like/love someone on your team

[ ] You like to wear purple and black

[x] You’re very good at aiming

[ ] You’ve worked at the carnival

[x] You like working in a team

[ ] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you

[ ] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job

[ ] You’re quiet

[ ] You tend to get along with people well

4/10

Loki

[ ] You want to be a great leader

[ ] You want to prove something

[ ] You’re the younger sibling

[ ] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling

[ ] You don’t get along so great with your sibling

[ ] You’re good at lying

[ ] You’re adopted

[x] You’re very clever

[ ] You are able to manipulate people well

[x] Your favorite color is green or gold

2/10

SO EPIC

Wed, 23 May 2012 01:00:06 -0400

SO EPIC

The Allies When Losing An Argument:

Mon, 14 May 2012 10:42:46 -0400

hikariheart:

America:

England:

France:

Russia:

China:

Photo

Thu, 03 May 2012 01:58:33 -0400

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:33:50 -0400

I’ve recently learned about this chemical called “dihydrogen monoxide,” or “DHMO.” It sounded really dangerous, so I looked up some facts.

Dihydrogen Monoxide:

-Is called “hydroxyl acid”, the substance is the major component of acid rain.
-Contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.
-May cause severe burns.
-Is fatal if inhaled.
-Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
-Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
-May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
-Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the inherent dangers, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

-As an industrial solvent and coolant.
-In nuclear power plants.
-In the production of Styrofoam.
-As a fire retardant.
-In many forms of cruel animal research.
-In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
-As an additive in certain “junk foods” and other food products.

Everyone spread the word! We all need to do our part to warn people about the dangers of this chemical.

What if your future child can time travel and came back in time because you died and they wanted to know you so now they're a part of your life and you don't even know it.

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:29:01 -0400

wugs:

drake-p:

nothingisthiseasy:

-lipsticklullabies:

8[

i cannot handle this

WHAT IF I’M BEST FRIENDS WITH MY CHILD

HOW AM I GOING TO DIE

CREY

wugs: alligat0rbl00d: inserthipsternamehere: AHHHH WTF WTF I...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:01:37 -0400

wugs:

alligat0rbl00d:

inserthipsternamehere:

AHHHH WTF WTF

I WAS LEGIT LIKE “OH MY JESUS.”

LOL

this is a wug.: a liberal muslim homosexual aclu lawyer/abortion doctor/professor was...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:56:38 -0400

this is a wug.: a liberal muslim homosexual aclu lawyer/abortion doctor/professor was...:

wugs:

a liberal muslim homosexual aclu lawyer/abortion doctor/professor was teaching a class on karl marx

“before class begins you must get on your knees and worship marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being that the world has ever known and that he was even greater than jesus…

Partying.......

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:56:29 -0400

thefailureonyourlips-:

yosoynate:

-willy:

Normal People:

THEN THERE’S REBECCA BLACK….:

HAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHSLDFLj

LOOOOOOOOL

OH MY GOD THE GIRL ON HER RIGHT

Reblog if you have a person you could wait for the whole day to come online

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:22:53 -0400

bakayura:

Photo

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:20:45 -0400

snowflakecatcher21: HUGE GIVEAWAY! If you win, you will...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:18:53 -0400

snowflakecatcher21:

HUGE GIVEAWAY!

If you win, you will recieve:

All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.

1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).

You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)

A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.

A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.

A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.

A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.

A Charmander plush.

A Jigglypuff plush.

A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.

I post free to anywhere.

PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 28th of April.

Good Luck!

snowflakecatcher21: HUGE GIVEAWAY! If you win, you will...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:18:36 -0400

snowflakecatcher21:

HUGE GIVEAWAY!

If you win, you will recieve:

All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.

1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).

You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)

A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.

A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.

A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.

A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.

A Charmander plush.

A Jigglypuff plush.

A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.

I post free to anywhere.

PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 28th of April.

Good Luck!

snowflakecatcher21: HUGE GIVEAWAY! If you win, you will...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:13:59 -0400

snowflakecatcher21:

HUGE GIVEAWAY!

If you win, you will recieve:

All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.

1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).

You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)

A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.

A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.

A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.

A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.

A Charmander plush.

A Jigglypuff plush.

A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.

I post free to anywhere.

PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 28th of April.

Good Luck!

snowflakecatcher21: HUGE GIVEAWAY! If you win, you will...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:13:47 -0400

snowflakecatcher21:

HUGE GIVEAWAY!

If you win, you will recieve:

All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.

1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).

You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)

A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.

A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.

A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.

A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.

A Charmander plush.

A Jigglypuff plush.

A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.

I post free to anywhere.

PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 28th of April.

Good Luck!

snowflakecatcher21: HUGE GIVEAWAY! If you win, you will...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:11:50 -0400

snowflakecatcher21:

HUGE GIVEAWAY!

If you win, you will recieve:

All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.

1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).

You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)

A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.

A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.

A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.

A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.

A Charmander plush.

A Jigglypuff plush.

A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.

I post free to anywhere.

PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 28th of April.

Good Luck!

If Harry Potter was an anime.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:17:23 -0400

chicagoartnerd:

feministsoccupyhalloween:

katpossible:

dos4:

BRILLIANT.

BEST THING I WILL REBLOG EVER.

Whoa beautiful artwork.

DAMN. That’s so legit. O.O Also a huge piece of art.

awesomephilia: Follow Awesomephilia for some awesomeness on...

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:15:37 -0400

awesomephilia:

Follow Awesomephilia for some awesomeness on your dash.

Photo

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 22:09:48 -0400